Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Annual Physical Exam

name: ganda gurl
age: ageless
sex: safe
height: di ma reach!
weight: none of your business
temperature: totally hot!
blood type: type ng lamok
eyesight: blind pag in love
hearing: selective
BP: under pressure
Pulse rate: mabilis pag may pogi
lungs: with air
heart: no findings
genitals: one only
rectum: still intact (unlike ???? hahaha!)
doctor's comments: for export (to china?) hehehe
hahaha! inspred by joey r's "well endowed" APE result

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